theatrefetish:

Things girls look for in a boy:
•Day Man
•Fighter of the Night Man
•Champion of the sun
•Master of karate and friendship for everyone

(via gruessgott)

fuckingnaps:

Red keepin it real
brucesterling:

UFO typologies, 1967

Having trouble sleeping again. I will for a while, I can tell already by their faces burning my eyes every time they close.
Who am I? Could I lay undiscovered for three years? Who would come looking?

They never stopped saying it and I guess I know the words now too. You never end up where you think you’re going to be.
‘If fucking up feels right, then fuck it up.’

Say what you want about cannabis, at least I choose when it comes and goes from my life. I can’t control people in the same way.
How to stop caring:
Step 1. Put a cage around your heart.
Step 2. Get attention from people to disguise insecurity.
Step 3. Pretend.
Step 4. Repeat steps 2-4 until you successfully feel nothing.

(Warning: steps 2&3 often blur into one and can get very messy. People may get hurt. But then if you believe they care why do you need to stop?)

asurferdreams:

Pigs can’t fly but they can surf
slimfady1984:

slashslashgore:

Human stew left on Mexican bridge
Two tubs were left on a bridge in Mexico containing all the ingredients for a traditional pozole…considering that the tubs included the butchered bodies of two men. Pozole was originally made by the Aztecs with sacred corn and the meat from sacrificed prisoners. It seems that the Narco gangs wanted to return to traditional Mexican cuisine. A note left with the bodies invited passersby to eat up.Police were late getting to the scene. They were finishing a lunch of tacos nearby. Too bad they didn’t know lunch had already been provided.
[Narco,Mexico]


Dish best served cold
generationterrorist:

THE MOST EEEEELEGANT DINNAH PARTEH FOR THE MOST EEEEELEGANT PEOPLE IN AWWWWL OF NEW YORRRRRK! 
jsantagato:

Woah this is sick